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every wojak grows up to be a dad.
I didn't ask for the beer gut.
but here we are.
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every wojak grows up to be a dad.
I didn't ask for the beer gut.
but here we are.
I'm just a regular american dad. I drive an F-150, I grill on sundays, and I tell jokes my kids pretend not to hear.
I love my wife, my truck, and Bud Light. In that order. Most days.
a day in the life.
don't groan. encourage me.
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.
I used to hate facial hair...
but then it grew on me.
I'm afraid for the calendar.
Its days are numbered.
I'll explain it once. pay attention.
Download Phantom. It's free. Even your old man can figure it out.
Buy some solana. It's like the dollar but on the internet. Trust me.
Paste the $WODAD contract address. Swap your SOL for $WODAD.
Welcome to the dad club. Now go mow the lawn.